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  • Apr. 7th, 2008 at 10:21 PM
sucker
Hi, this is David Beckham here. I'm standing in for the original author of this blog because he's off somewhere wondering why Maria Sharapova is so chio, and what would be the best way to kill sylar without anyone realizing.

Which would be incredibly difficult. I mean, you'd notice if the whole of Europe went missing, right?

Anyway, since I'm not the brightest spark around, and since my grasp of English is comparable to Lindsay Lohan's, I won't write an epic fantasy like famous dudes called hung mingchou. Instead, I'll just tell you a bit about myself, and what I think about my move to L.A Galaxy.

I was born David Robert Joseph Beckham, on the 2nd of May, 1975. My parents were delighted because, as everyone knows, all those born in May are pro. For example: George Best, George Clooney, and that brilliantly awesomely pro dude called hung mingchou. Incidentally, all those born in May are also unbelievably good-looking. However, my looks aren't real. It's the result of the 18 plastic surgeries I've undergone. (What, you thought my nose was real? Sucker.)

As you probably know, I'm a footballer. Well... was anyway. Now, I'm being sold like a gigolo by my club, Real Madrid, to L.A Galaxy as a marketing tool. Heck, I'm glad. If it wasn't for my fake nose, I'd probably be sweeping streets or something.

I'm really looking forward to my move to America. Although I have no idea where it is. America... is it somewhere near Australia? And I'm especially excited about laying my eyes in America's national monument, The Eiffel Tower.

It wasn't my plan to go to L.A Galaxy initially. I wanted to go back to England, where my darling Rebecca Loos is, but no club wanted me. I tried to instigate a move back to Man Utd, and was even prepared to forgive Sir Alex for putting that HUGE GARGANTIC SCAR (WTH) on my plastic face, but noo~ ... the old geezer flat out turned me down.

I just realized something. The only time I was actually successful was when I was playing for Man Utd. YESH I KNOW MAN UTD GOT PRONESS AURA RUB OFF TO ALL THE PLAYERS!!!

Anyway, I gotta go. Victoria's silicon boobs call for me. She sucks in bed, by the way. Rebecca was way better.

Hey, can you keep a secret? I've told anyone this, but... my face isn't the only part of me to have undergone surgery. My... Little Buddy, too, went under the knife. I call it my Little Buddy because it really was little.

Like 0.5cm.

When erect.

I blame my dad.


Ivan Rocks

  • Mar. 29th, 2008 at 11:59 PM
sucker
watched BEES council video.
and ivan has become my new idol. ((:
everyone vote for him and hes gang.

PTG

  • Mar. 28th, 2008 at 11:33 PM
sucker
always dreaded this day. 
experience from high sch has never been GLORIOUS.
but this time. it was slightly better.

i love chris ho. he is sooo understandable.
my mum is osooo understandable. love her.
but m i realli an attention seeker?
things like my hair?
the photo wif a hairband and messy hair? ( cuz i friggin took it just after soccer)

my mum always sae. would u notice urself if u were the teacher? 
why would u like to be pick by ur teachers?
go cut ur hair and mend the hole in ur pants.
so the teacher wont pick on you.

surprisingly. chris ho sae that i have talent ((:
dun let my talent go to waste.
and keep insisting that i take up leadership position.
but how do i freakin take up leadership in class.
be a treasurer?  chem rep? 
comeon la

being over active during classes is oso a taboo? 
not everyday is a tuesdae la teacher.
hmm. i guess the 4 man tag gonna disperse soon.
how i miss u zhengwei. soh. zh.
the inside jokes. 

10,000 bc
yourmother
quiksilver
1h
wu defeng.
4J
pH
china air
n finally 
can u help me hold my **** rite?
yea go on  and laugh.

i would mend my pants. 
cut a good boi hairstyle preferBEES.( appreciated the honey ((:)
try not to tok for at least 15 mins during tutorial.
dun try to attract attention. ( chris ho : is there some problem at home or is ur son trying to impress gals? )
cuz if it is the latter. decent gals like _____ wont go for spastic looking ppl.
they look out for inner beauty. mayb having natural flow of ball sense is an advantage too.
u never noe rite, jx?

aniwae. realli thankful that my mum met chris ho oni. 
and hope that my sis is not stalking me again.

Random

  • Mar. 24th, 2008 at 9:15 PM
sucker
dota-ed on saturday. lost badly. so i decided to uninstall warcraft. 
promise myself not to play again since i suck.
but before i unistall,
i saw something.
 
quarterstaff - 1150
"4 of these make an oridinary staff. duh!"
omg. i stone for a while.
then take a sisscor and cut a paper.
and finally realise it was dam lame.

i think i gonna wear slippers to sch everydae.
no one will catch.
just like how jiamin change her hair for dominic.
just like how felicia change her hair for edwin.
i will change my hair for _____.

see me bald nxt nxt year.
i hate army! ROAR!!!

Deep Secrets Bout Jx

  • Mar. 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 AM
sucker
zh:
i think i should also sent my phone for repair.
me:
why? not like ur phone bluetooth cannot work.
zh:
but my keypad got problem. cannot sms.
me: 
ooo. then also sent jx phone for repair too.
zh:
huh?
me: 
orh.cuz jx oso always dun reply ppl sms de. 

i love mary jane. eh i just realise.
that neighborhood lingo is "cute"
euu treat mie shoo badli i dunch lurbzx euu anym0re HHA
there you go.
a taste of their msn language. 

Walkout From Being Emo

  • Mar. 21st, 2008 at 9:40 PM
sucker
that day was a sunny dae. so we went to eat sakae sushi. 
try to find the link.
even if u cant. u may wan to continue reading.
in the end. 5 ppl became 4 ppl. 
the one in orange left.


*UNGLAMOUROUS PICTURES


the missing one did not go to the toilet so we lost count.
instead he went home. 
n that missing person was replaced with another guy.
an act united og 11 guy. ( no offence. dun slap me from ur btm of ur heart pls)
the culprit was so ashamed of instigating the missing person to go home.
& so he took a pic without showing hes face.

*UNGLAMOUROUS PICTURES

but after emoing quite some time over the loss of that missing guy.
he decided to be happy! because
陆伯良:
华中的学生要挺胸做个男子汉。
try to find the link.
even if u cant. u may wan to read the other posts.
u may. 
or may not. 

FREAK WHY ALL THE PICS SO BLUR ONE!!! I DUN GET IT! OTHER PPL ALL SO CLEAR ONE!!

Love Soh Todae

  • Mar. 20th, 2008 at 12:32 AM
sucker
pon school was fun, rainy days made my feet stink like you.
was caught in the rain in the middle of some road.
had to hum outside the clinic wif jon soh for 1/2 hr counting rain drops.
a total of 69 mil of them.

walk around sengkang mall wif jon soh todae.
shag around corners & toilets.
students clad in skinny school pants seem to be the norm.
both of us were looking out for the unique one.
finally found one.surprisingly is a malay. 

jon soh was complaining about being too white.
so we went to sun-tan.
pay for the tics & i freakin got a 9-dollar coin change! WTF?!? 
anw, we seemed like two losers cuz the rain just ended & 
we layed on the chairs topless. omg. seriously.

dam SORE can.

expected. there was little sun.
soh tried to mug bio but ended up sleeping.
we talked about life.quite meaningful.
yea much more meaningful than going to school i realise.
discuss about the inverse relationship we keep insisting. insist. insist. insist.

headed home. feel so messed up thse days.
uncontrollable feelings. things aren't determined by me. 
i  can only give inevitably while watch things fuck me straight front. why? 
no idea, never will have one. 
guess some things are better left unquestioned,
less i know, less i feel sad over. 

mc, get a life..

I Feel Shit

  • Mar. 17th, 2008 at 10:49 PM
sucker
iype shaved bald today.
i m limping. i sprained my ankle. 
and i lost my footing in a relationship.
i think i'll go to boston.
no one noes my name. 
i dont dare to visit the clinic nor hospital.
my body's full of rubbish.
my life's full of shit.
my love's full of lies.
i can just shit on the floor and EFF the wall now seriously. 

so many ppl liking her now is a fucking bore.
i think i should just quit.
there seems to be a barrier btwn us.
i cant seem to communicate when her frens are there.
i feel odd. weird. simply fucked.
i tried to drop.
but there's a feeling of reluctance.
the need for her in my life.
i don't want her to be out of my life.
i can't drop her.

why, pls give me an answer.
nth more than a reply will do.
nth much more than a call shall do.

i can do anything, just dont do this please.

That Love Song

  • Mar. 17th, 2008 at 12:52 AM
sucker

its like a green apple which tastes bitter.
things are not the way they seem to be to me. 
one can say something, but yet do another thing.
i feel fucked.  

i feel sad. World War 1 just ended.
but yet comes 2 instantanously. 
i know im heading to destination nowhere.
i know things are fucking obvious &clear to me. 
i know nothing would be gained.
but i know i wont stop loving you.

maybe its better to keep my love for you a secret.
rather than making myself the fool. 

i feel everything is fucked up.
please god change the world.
change the way water flows.
change the way time goes.
change the way my heart functions.
change the way yours does too.

i still cant believe how things went.
i cant believe cant believe.
i cant accept being fucked!

Don't talk to me, anymore.

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